Open letter to Brad Pitt

2009 via PopSugar

We interrupt your regularly rescheduled blog posts for this open letter to Brad Pitt.

Dear Brad,
What happened? The Beard (and yes this is capitalized because it has taken on a life of it's own)? You used to be so handsome, smooth, and sexy. Remember these days?
2004 via US Weekly

Now you're on the other side of 40, which are supposed to be your golden years, and you start them out with that monstrosity on your face? Please, we beg you, adhere to these 3 little words: shave. it. off. And bring us back to these good old days.
1994 Legends of the Fall via IMDB

Jaime and fellow Brad lovers (Jenny penny, I know you share this sentiment with me)



  1. I'm clapping in my office as I read this. Your totally right. =)

  2. RIGHT ON. You're preaching to the converted. He looks so mountain man weird these days.

  3. Brad in Legends of the Fall is the most amazing man on this Earth, why cant he go back to that look!!!

  4. Please, please, PLEASE Brad listen to her advice! I'm begging you too.

    Brilliant post. He needs an extreme makeover asap.

  5. Legends of the Fall and Troy. Anything pre-Angelina (ugh) would be wonderful.

    Thank you!

  6. This is great! I posted on his beard today, among other things. The beard is GROSS

  7. i TOTALLY agree. and you know whats worse than the beard itself? the BEADS on the beard. that is offensive.


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